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Witch Jokes 5
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What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What is a witch’s favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What does the little witch use to bake her birthday cake?
The easy bake coven.
What do witches’ cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a dark lord who has been electrocuted? A volt-demort.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Witch Jokes 4
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Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It’s time to go to sweep
Why did the witch’s cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Who made the yellow slick road slippery?
The wizard of ooze.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Witch Jokes 2
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What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling
Someone who does not become a witch until they’re older is a late broomer.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog
How do witches play loud music?
On their broom boxes
How did Harry Potter fix his rashes?
With quit-itch
Witch Jokes
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What do you call an angry witch?
Ma’am
What’s green and rides a broom?
Not a witch, that’s just a hurtful superstition.
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light’s witch.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
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