Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary Part 7
Author Prefers to remain anonymous
Day 950—Now that I have fully recovered from the shock and the loss of my “kinder eggs” I am feeling much better. The supply of tuna continues to be abundant and my female capture is most forth coming with the belly rubs.
Day 959—Today cousin Jill drop in and once again she was inattentive in her door minding duties. However, upon exiting my capture’s home, I remembered I no longer like the outside world. Each time I venture forth I come back feeling less and less catly.
Day 967—I has been raining unceasingly again. I’ve been sleeping almost non-stop for the last week. I am so very tired of this weather. If it does not stop soon, I will be forced to find alternative ways to get my daily dose of light on my tummy.
Day 969—I spent the day “sunning” myself under my captors’ desk lamp. The female was most surprised to find that I have the ability to turn it on at will. Like you need thumbs to push a button! The captors seem to think I am nothing more then a mindless drone like the dog. As if!