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What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?

A sand-witch.

What is a witch’s favorite makeup?

A ma-scare-a.

What do you call a fast broomstick?

A vroom-stick.

What does the little witch use to bake her birthday cake?

The easy bake coven.

What do witches’ cats like to have for breakfast?

Mice crispies.

What do you call a dark lord who has been electrocuted? A volt-demort.

The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.

Witchy Books

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Buckland's Complete Book of Witchcraft
Author: Raymond Buckland
ISBN: 0875420508

It is a great starting point for those new to the magical world and are looking for an intelligent alternative to other "wiccan", "pagan" or "Witch" books out there, unlike so many this is written by a real practitioner of the craft.

Discover your psychic powers
Author: Tara Ward
ISBN: 1900032481

"A Practical Guide to Psychic Development & Spiritual Growth" Have you ever felt you possessed a "6th sense" or intuition which you've found difficult to explain? Despite technological advances do you still feel something missing: a deeper meaning to life?

10 Minute Feng Shui
Author: Skye Alexander
ISBN: 1592330681

FENG SHUI, the ancient Chinese art of placement, is thousands of years old, yet until recently few people in the West knew anything about it.

Moygo’s Fav. Places

A simple list of my favorite places to shop both on and off eBay. The stores on this list have shown a quality above and beyond all others and have won a place on this list for their dedication to customer service.~~~
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Down To The Last Petal
An excellent place to get flowers for weddings, proms, parties, graduations, baby showers, anniversaries, etc. etc. etc. Their prices are awesome! Each piece is hand picked and selected to make the most beautiful bouquets.

Mother Nature's Goodies
Vial, Droppers, Jars, bath stuff, health stuff, and more. Speedy shipping and great prices.

Ayliss
Beads, beads, beads, more beads then you will ever needs. Seriously this eBay seller will meet all your beading needs. Excellent customer service, polite, friendly. Check her shop out if you ever need a bead. (Okay I'll stop rhyming now).

Head-2-Toe-Theatrical (Formally Don Reed Productions)
For Halloween, carnival, parties, or any other occasions you may need to get dressed up, check out his store.

Tammiefleming
Excellent values on products and wonderful customer service. They went out of their way to supply a top notch product to not only myself but other family members as well.

POP Molds N Crafts
Their products are excellent, their prices are awesome, their customer service is so great, it's beyond words. They are THE place to buy Molds.

Everyday Book List

Witch and Wizard
Author: Gabrielle Charbonnet and James Patterson
ISBN: 9780316036245
Excellent book, good plot. Worth reading. However, when the author began using the world Wiccan to describe the characters who possess magical abilities, I got a little miffed.--FULL REVIEW HERE: http://myworld.ebay.ca/moygo (SEE BOTTOM REVIEWS AND GUIDES)

Denim and Lace
Author: Diana Blayne
ISBN: 0440206278
2 worlds- 1 desire. Bess-Innocent & lovely. Raised in luxury & wealth. Cade-a hard-muscled cowboy of Coleman Springs, Texas. Filled with passion for Bess & hate for her fashionable way of life. A serious accident changes Bess's life & what could have been.

Villa
Author: Nora Roberts
ISBN: 9780515132182
Sophia Giambelli, PR executive for her family's winery, takes on a new role with a merger with the MacMillan family winery. Forced to work closely with Tyler MacMillan, she feels attraction and rivalry, but then sabotage, threatens both business and family

The Reef
Author: Nora Roberts
ISBN: 0399144412
What do you get when you combine the following: 2 sunken Spanish galleons, a priceless but cursed necklace, a brilliant, beautiful, engaging young woman, & a proud, handsome and independent man? Romance and betrayal. Betrayal and murder. An evil monomaniac

The Pirate and the Pagan
Virginia Henley
0440206235
Wild as a pagan goddess, Lady Summer galloped her stallion along the Cornish coast. She had dabbled in the smuggler's game to save her family estate, but a wealthy marriage would better serve her purpose now. Lord Ruark Helford seemed the answer to her reckless prayers. But as his hot, hungry kisses drew her toward deception and irresistible acts of love, she had to hesitate. Would this arrogant, handsome lord be her ticket to heaven--or hell?

Worth The Paper?

This is a list of books that for some reason(misleading, inaccurate, down right wrong) just are not worth reading in my opinion.

Bag of Bones
Author: Stephen King
ISBN: 067102423X

Mike Noonan, an author who has had writer's block since his wife died four years ago, retreats to a country house in Maine. Once there, he becomes entangled in a complex relationship between a 3-year-old girl, her young mother, and her grandfather. The back of the book makes it sound almost like a romance novel, but, since this is, in fact, a Stephen King novel, the characters are in for sleepless nights haunted by secretive pasts and the ghosts that those secrets have left in their wake. GREAT BOOK, until about 3/4 of the way through, then it begins to drag. At this point I've solved the mysteries of the novel, and I just want to see if I'm correct in my conclusions. Like I said, great book until about 3/4 of the way through, so worth reading but not worth re-reading.

Open Water 2: Adrift

Not books but sucks! The movies "open water" & "open water 2: Adrift" where made for the sole purpose of allowing viewers to see their fellow man suffer. They are sick &perverse in their attempt to be "entertainment". Not worth the film they were printed on.

The Year's Best Horror Stories XXII
Author: ed by: Karl Edward Wagner
ISBN: 0886776457

A collection of "Horror" stories from a multitude of authors. TRUTHFULLY, the stories suck and not one of them is horrific and only one of two are scary. Borrow it from a library don't waste the money.

Big Scream TV Vol.1-3

This one is not a book but it still needs to be mentioned. Big Scream TV is a collection of Halloween themed images used to create a funny, "scarey" window/Crystal ball effect. If you buy it get it off eBay because it is NOT worth the full price. CHILDISH

FAT BURNING FOODS: AND OTHER WEIGHT-LOSS SECRETS
Author: Judy. Jameson
ISBN: 0809231921

A lot of the numbers she quotes in the book are very incorrect. Particularly when she says one type of meat is more fattening then an other. Her numbers are insanely inaccurate at times. Just disgusting what passes as "fact" in this book.

Movies I Like

In no particular order , I present my favorite movies:

Constantine
Based on the DC/Vertigo comic book Hellblazer and written by Kevin Brodbin, Mark Bomback and Frank Capello, Constantine tells the story of irreverent supernatural detective John Constantine (Keanu Reeves), who has literally been to hell and back.

Armageddon
An asteroid the size of Texas is headed for Earth so naturally they send Bruce Willis to deal with it [ lol :)]

Con Air
A newly released ex con and former US Ranger finds himself trapped in a prisoner transport plane and must not only save himself but his friends too.

Practical Magic
The wry, comic romantic tale follows the Owens sisters, Sally and Gillian, as they struggle to use their herary gift to overcome the obstacles in discovering true love.

The Rock
A group of U.S. marines, under command of a renegade general, take over Alcatraz and threat San Francisco Bay with biological weapons.

The Scarlet Letter
In 1666 in the Massachusetts Bay colony, Puritans and Algonquian have an uneasy truce. Hester arrives from England, seeking independence. Awaiting her husband, she establishes independence, fixing up a house, befriending Quakers and other outsiders.

Igor
In a world filled with Mad Scientists and Evil Inventions, one talented evil scientist's hunch-backed lab assistant has big dreams of becoming a Mad Scientist himself and winning the annual Evil Science Fair.

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