Archive for March, 2011

Itsafatlife.blogspot.com

itsafatlife.blogspot.com blog is the HONEST thoughts of a REAL PERSON.  As she says:
“I’m trying to chronicle what it’s like to live as a fat person in the U.S. It’s not an easy life. It’s turbulent and often unhappy. “Experts” offer conflicting advice that confuses me. I change my mind on what I want.  I get frustrated and annoyed some days and on other days I feel confident and empowered.
I’m willing to bare my soul, to put myself out there. I might inspire you.  I might disgust you.”

 

If you have the time, check her blog out, if it’s not for you then go ahead and move on to something else. Either way, I just wanted to share the link with everyone.

Pagan Humor XXX

How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?

Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus: One, but just “try” to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done — they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it’s supposed to be done.

Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo: Leo’s don’t change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they’re out.

Virgo: Approximately 1.000000000000000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Scorpio: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius: The sun in shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Capricorn: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so…..

Pisces: Light bulb? What light bulb?

Moygo

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What are the signs of demons following you?

  • You don’t feel like yourself. Usually the case of demons tracking you down is because they wish to infiltrate your body and eventually destroy your soul so they may have a body of their own. If this does happen, you will begin to feel like your not the same person. Like you judge if it is really you anymore.

If you are asking this question because this is happening to you, you need to do either two things.

1) Contact the nearest ancient or supernatural being who is capable of destroying demons/is talented in the occult.

2) If you are more involved in the supernatural and know your way pretty well around this, and if you have a spiritual sword. Focuse your energy. Like you are actually going up to it and stab it through its being. Depending on how powerful it is, you might have to cut it up a few times. If you do not know what the hell I’m talking about, stick with option one.

If this truly is the case and you are being followed, do not contemplate if they are good and don’t deserve to die. To be blunt, all of the are worthless scum who in the end will only attempt to destroy you. I would know. All in all, I hope I have helped in some small way.

-Asura.

IMMD & LFMF XXIX

*My mom and I were heading along the highway when we spotted a motorcyclist going by in the lane next to us. He had a Kermit doll strapped to the back and facing behind him. He had it set up such that when the wind blew (while he was driving) the Kermit doll was waving to the car behind him. IMMD and my mom’s too.

*When going wedding ring shopping with your fiance, and she picks out a ring that looks too ugly for her, say “I don’t think that one is beautiful enough for you.” NEVER say “Babe, you don’t deserve that ring!” She will indeed take it the wrong way. #LFMF

*Last night at work I put on sparkling body lotion, without realizing the implications… I’m a phlebotomist, and lots of patients like to refer to me as a vampire. I didn’t remember till a 90 y/o woman looked at me and said “Go Team Edward!” It made her LOL and IMMD

*No matter how unsinkable your ship is, ALWAYS stay as far away from icebergs as possible, especially if you’re in the middle of the Atlantic ocean. On a related topic, always make sure your ship has enough life boats. #LFMF

*I finally broke my dog of drinking from the toilet by making loud, sharp noises every time he went near it. I’ve been sick all day today, and every time I kneel in front of the toilet, he barks at me. IMMD.

*Me: Are you mad?
Mom: Oh, no honey. I mean, I bought a Voodoo doll today and I’ve wrapped some of your hair round it and I’m sticking pins in it as we speak – are you feeling a sort of pointy sensation in your butt?

*When grabbing a gumball out of the bag your roommate left on the desk, make sure they are actually gumballs and not paintballs. #LFMF

Moygo

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Local {Police Cruiser} News XI

–March 7 at 12:06 p.m. Police were called to a traffic accident in Granville after a motorist hit a deer.

–March 7 at 2:27 p.m. An individual reported losing a pair of eyeglasses in Middleton.

–March 7 at 2:45 p.m. Police were called to a two-vehicle accident in Nictaux.

–March 7 at 5:38 p.m. Police were called to a break and enter in Deep Brook after a neighbour witnessed a man breaking down a door to a residence. Further investigation revealed the report of the break and enter was unfounded.

–March 8 at 7:42 p.m. Police were called to Granville Beach after a caller reported hearing shots fired. The report was deemed to be unfounded.

–March 8 at 9:27 p.m. Police were called to an assault in Middleton, a female is charged.

–March 9 at 7:44 a.m. A ski-doo was reported stolen in Nictaux.

–March 9 at 9:13 a.m. A truck was reported stolen from Port Lorne. The 199 Ford Ranger was later recovered.

–March 9 at 9:56 a.m. Police were called to investigate a workplace accident in Allains Creek.

–March 9 at 11:18 a.m. Police were called to investigate  a workplace accident in Waldec.

–March 9 at 12:06 p.m. Police were called to Bridgetown in response to a report that someone was burning garbage.

–March 9 at 4:07 p.m. A complaint of property damage was reported in Prince Albert after a vehicle was damaged.

–March 9 at 3:56 p.m. A break and enter was reported in Centerlea. Four men were caught in the act and charged.

–March 10 at 6:26 p.m. A suspicious person was reported seen in Arlington after two males were seen loitering around a cottage. A neighbour sounded an alarm and the pair left.

–March 11 at 12:45 p.m. A complaint of theft under $5,000 was reported in Port George after a left-handed skill saw was stolen in Port George.

–March 11 at 7:24 p.m. A complaint of property damage was reported in Deep Brook after a group of youth were throwing sticks at a vehicle. A warning was issued.

–March 11 at 7:36 p.m. Police were called to Carlton Corner after a motorist hit a cyclist. A male was taken to hospital with minor injuries. Poor visibility was a factor in the accident.

–March 11 at 10:03 p.m. Police were called to a break and enter after a Bridgetown resident returned home to find a door kicked in. One male was charged with property damage, failure to comply with orders, break and enter, impaired driving, and refusing the breathalyzer.

–March 12 at 11:40 a.m. A driver reported a hit and run accident at a Middleton business. No injuries were reported.

–March 13 at 6:02 a.m. Police were called to a traffic accident on the 101 Highway after a vehicle with two occupants went in the ditch. The driver fell asleep. No injuries were reported.

–March 13 at 1:45 p.m. One person was charged in Clementsport for operation of a vehicle while impaired. This is the individual’s second time being charged and is scheduled to appear in court in June.

–March 13 at 4:23 p.m. |Police received a report that two kids were mooning motorists in Middleton. A warning was issued.

–March 13 at 5:57 p.m. A speeding ticket was issued in Belleisle.

–March 13 at 10:34 p.m. A break and enter was reported at a Middleton business. The matter is under investigation.

Crimes, or information on crimes, can be reported to the Annapolis RCMP at 825-2000 in Middleton, or 665-4481 in Bridgetown. Information on crimes can also be reported to Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477.

Lost city of Atlantis, swamped by tsunami, may be found

A U.S.-led research team may have finally located the lost city of Atlantis, the legendary metropolis believed swamped by a tsunami thousands of years ago in mud flats in southern Spain.

“This is the power of tsunamis,” head researcher Richard Freund told Reuters.

“It is just so hard to understand that it can wipe out 60 miles inland, and that’s pretty much what we’re talking about,” said Freund, a University of Hartford, Connecticut, professor who lead an international team searching for the true site of Atlantis.

To solve the age-old mystery, the team used a satellite photo of a suspected submerged city to find the site just north of Cadiz, Spain. There, buried in the vast marshlands of the Dona Ana Park, they believe that they pinpointed the ancient, multi-ringed dominion known as Atlantis.

The team of archeologists and geologists in 2009 and 2010 used a combination of deep-ground radar, digital mapping, and underwater technology to survey the site.

Freund’s discovery in central Spain of a strange series of “memorial cities,” built in Atlantis’ image by its refugees after the city’s likely destruction by a tsunami, gave researchers added proof and confidence, he said.

Atlantis residents who did not perish in the tsunami fled inland and built new cities there, he added.

The team’s findings will be unveiled on Sunday in “Finding Atlantis,” a new National Geographic Channel special.

While it is hard to know with certainty that the site in Spain in Atlantis, Freund said the “twist” of finding the memorial cities makes him confident Atlantis was buried in the mud flats on Spain’s southern coast.

“We found something that no one else has ever seen before, which gives it a layer of credibility, especially for archeology, that makes a lot more sense,” Freund said.

Greek philosopher Plato wrote about Atlantis some 2,600 years ago, describing it as “an island situated in front of the straits which are by you called the Pillars of Hercules,” as the Straits of Gibraltar were known in antiquity. Using Plato’s detailed account of Atlantis as a map, searches have focused on the Mediterranean and Atlantic as the best possible sites for the city.

Tsunamis in the region have been documented for centuries, Freund says. One of the largest was a reported 10-story tidal wave that slammed Lisbon in November, 1755.

Debate about whether Atlantis truly existed has lasted for thousands of years. Plato’s “dialogues” from around 360 B.C. are the only known historical sources of information about the iconic city. Plato said the island he called Atlantis “in a single day and night… disappeared into the depths of the sea.”

Experts plan further excavations are planned at the site where they believe Atlantis is located and at the mysterious “cities” in central Spain 150 miles away to more closely study geological formations and to date artifacts.

(Editing by Barbara Goldberg and Greg McCune)

Pagan Humor XXIX

10 Ways to Piss off a Witch
(Author Unknown)

1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat.
3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still day light. (No need to waste a good candle!)
4. Pick up their gems for a closer look.
5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife.
6. Witness to them about the “true religion”.
7. Untie the knots in their cord.
8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look.
9. Play card games with their Tarot cards.
10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

Pagan Pick-up Lines
– Hey babe, what’s your sign? What’s it’s ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer’s revolving around the Fourth House?

– Haven’t I seen you someplace before in another life?

– Yes, I’m handfasted, but that’s not “technically” marriage.

– What’s a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?

– You have the prettiest third eye I’ve ever seen.

– You’re feet must be tired because you’ve been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long.

– Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Moygo

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