Archive for August, 2012

Local {Police Cruiser} News XX

Aug. 18

A hit and run took place on Pleasant Street in Wolfville at 2:30 a.m. Later, there was a break-in on the same street.

An intoxicated 46-year-old man sexually assaulted a female server by touching at a Wolfville drinking establishment. He had breached his probation three times.

Police are investigating a sexual assault report in North Kentville.

A bottle of salsa was reported stolen from a house in Greenwood inhabited by five people.

A group of youth was reported for singing by a fire at Kingsport at 9 p.m. They were not drinking. Police also checked out a party in Morristown, but no drinking was involved there, either.

Aug. 19

A padlock was broken off a door in a Centreville break-in.

A garbage can was set on fire at the skate park in New Minas.

An unwanted man in Grafton was sent to hospital.

Two cows were on the highway in Somerset at 9:23 p.m.

Aug. 20

There were two thefts from vehicles in North Alton.

A 2007 Chev HHR was stolen from New Minas after the keys were inadvertently left in it. The vehicle was located after it crashed on Highway 104 near the airport. Police are investigating.

A garden was damaged at a home in Kingston.

A parked and locked vehicle in New Minas that had its windows slightly rolled down was broken into and a GPS stolen.

A dog was put down after it bit a child in Port Williams. (The child should have been too! I know this dog and she was the sweetest thing and that kid is a little bastard always picking on animals).

A child welfare complaint came in when a youth arrived on a bus and had no drive home.

Aug. 21

A car glanced off a Kings Transit bus navigating the roundabout in New Minas, but no one was injured. The driver received a ticket.

Police investigated a stolen scooter in Greenwood; it was returned.

Aug. 22

A 17-year-old male was reported for sleeping in woods near Greenwood.

Police are investigating the possible sale of illegal cigarettes.

There were eight drivers in Greenwich, Greenwood, Coldbrook and New Minas who failed to pay for gas in the last week.

Thirty driving complaints were received Collisions took place in Highway 358, Greenwich and two in New Minas.

Free Spell Day!

In honor of the upcoming Autumnal Equinox I am offer a free spell to anyone who registers by September 20, 2012.

 

Sign up by emailing me (modestly_mystically_magically_me@yahoo.com) or by simply commenting on this post (but I will need your full-name and date of birth, so email is safer).

Pagan Humor LXVIII

Top 10 Reasons Why Athame Handles are Black

10. So they’ll go with any color of robe.

9. So you can cover up nicks & scratches with shoe polish.

8. It’s slimming (can’t have fat athames, can we?)

7. It doesn’t show dirt.

6. Because finding a dropped athame in an outdoor ritual in the dark is a test of loyalty to your faith.

5. It’s so much more dignified than chartreuse.

4. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

3. Someone spilled all the paints together and that’s what ended up.

2. No, no! Black is for winter rituals–use white before Labor Day!

And the #1 reason athames handles are black….

1. So that we’d have something to argue about other than how “athame” is pronounced!

Some people never change

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Re-reading the Harry Potter series is the only thing that got me through working in a clinic during the Haiti cholera epidemic.

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Reading the Harry Potter books for the first time is the only thing getting me through my long infertility treatments. I knew I would be pregnant by the time I finished the series. (I’m almost finished with book 7 and I’m out of embryos…tomorrow I will find out the truth)

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Re-reading HP is the only thing getting me through my husbands deployment.

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Whenever I print photos and they don’t come out right, I always send them to a random person with a nice message.

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Pagan Humor LXXVII

Top Ten Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For Pagans

10. Hey babe, what’s your sign? What’s it’s ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer’s revolving around the Fourth House?

9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?

8. Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?

7. Haven’t I seen you someplace before in another life?

6. Yes, I’m handfasted, but that’s not “technically” marriage.

5. So, do you draw down the moon here often?

4. What’s a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?

3. You have the prettiest third eye I’ve ever seen.

2. You’re feet must be tired because you’ve been Spiral Dancing in my mind “all” night long.

And the Number One Cheesy Pick-Up Line for Pagans to Use at Gatherings is:

1. Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Book Club Month #6

Month six of Moygo’s Book of The Month and this month’s book is: Honeymoon with My Brother – Franz Wisner

September’s Book: The Secret Garden – Grances hodgson Burnett

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