Archive for May 20, 2013

Pagan Humor LXXXIII

Things “Mature” Adults Should Never Do

  1. Have ” ’80’s” hair.1
  2. Wear their pants low enough to reveal the brand of their undies or lack there of.2
  3. Not wear undies.CENSORED
  4. Wear the same leather pants from 1987 or purchase the same size to wear in 2013.4c
  5. Bite their nails.5
  6. Text, IM or email NE1 using 2 many abbreviations. LOL! SOOO ZZZZZ.

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  7. Use phrases such as “fo’ ‘shizzle” and “Da ‘hood”.

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  8. Attempt to rap.