Pagan Humor LII

You may be a redneck pagan (Part 2)

  1. If you use a ‘Rhett and Scarlet kissing as Atlanta Burns behind them’ print as your Beltane fire ritual invitation…
  2. If your may pole is held upright in a spare tire….
  3. If all your circles are triangular because ya flat out refuse to call the North quarter…
  4. If your altar has ANY pictures, statues or crocheted dolls of Elvis…
  5. If your chalice is a Mason jar…
  6. If your tarot cards are baseball cards of the Atlanta Braves starting lineup…
  7. If for ritual cakes and ale, you serve Little Debbies and Budweiser…
  8. If You carry your ritual staff in your trucks gun rack….
  9. If The bell on your altar was once worn by a farm animal…
  10. If your altar cloth is camouflaged…
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