IMMD & LFMF XXX

  • While I was working register, a teenage boy (pants sagging low of course) was checking out with some items he had. meanwhile, an elderly gentleman cam up behind him and said ‘Christ, kid, pull your pants up, I know your balls ain’t that big!’ The kid flushed red and ran out the door without even bothering to get his change, IMMD!
  • Before my mom passed away, she started a holiday tradition called Health Wealth and Happiness bags. Oranges for health, Chocolate coins for wealth, and Chunky candy bars for happiness. After searching all over town I finally found the last two Chunky bars available. Being able to continue a favorite holiday tradition totally MMD!
  • Today, I was in a supermarket and happened to be wearing my black raincoat and Slytherin scarf (because I’m a massive nerd) I was standing by the Halloween stuff when I heard a small gasp and a little kid was starring at me. He whispered something to his mum and kept starring she smiled at me and said “He just asked why you weren’t at school already and was it because dobby had locked you out of the platform to” totally and completely IMMD
  • I was sitting at the bar and a guy sits down a couple chairs over from me. He says to me, “Have you ever had a day where you feel like your leg is going to fall of?” As I start to commiserate he takes his prosthetic leg off and sets it in the seat between us. We both cracked up and it MMD!
  • The other day I was struggling with tidying my incredibly messy room, and just couldn’t keep motivated. As I was listening to the radio, I decided to text in requesting a song. When the DJ read it out, it turned out that he’d gone to primary school with me and recognized my name! Randomly finding an old friend again MMD!

Moygo

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