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Top 13 Reasons to become a Witch

13. I live for persecution!
12. I’m a night person at heart.
11. We respect our elders…and alders, and willows and oaks.
10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil.
9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day!
8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows.
7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead).
6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback…
5. Double the deities, double the fun!
4. We get more holidays.
3. Brooms get great mileage.
2. We were here first!


You Know You’re a Witch When…

  1. Your BOS has spots on the pages from spilled brews.
  2. When cleaning house you have to specify. “Where is the broom? No, not the broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?”
  3. Candle wax has dripped on your keyboard.
  4. There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards than there are cereal boxes.
  5. Friends know they can always give you candles and incense as a gift.
  6. When watching old re-runs of Bewitched, you find you side with Samantha’s mother Endora.
  7. When travelling, stranger and stranger strangers tell you their problems.
  8. You find yourself making corn dollies in the checkout line at the grocery store (well, I thought about it).
  9. You ask for Halloween off, because it’s a religious holiday.
  10. You start answering the phone with “Merry Meet”.

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