Archive for May 11, 2010

Pagan Humor VIII

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb???
-None.. they call the electrician who’s also pagan and keeps the money in THEIR community.

Christian School song (unofficial):

I’ve learned enough to stay afloat
But not so much I rock the boat
I’m glad they shoved it down my throat
I want to be a clone

I once was lost; I once was blind
But now my parts are realigned
My church is an assembly line
I want to be a clone.