Archive for January 25, 2010

Pagan Humor I

The 13 Commandments

1. Thou shall not turn thy ex into a frog.

2. Thou shall not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

3. Thou shall not laugh at naked snow sprites.

4. Thou shall not get drunk with thy Goddess’s wine.

5. Thou shall not sacrifice thy little sister.

6. Thou shall not go running around proclaiming thy witch-hood if thy are in times of burning.

7. Thou shall not question the word of thy High Priestess.

8. Thou shall not laugh at being naked at coven – thou shall be killed.

9. Thou shall not invoke thy Watchtowers only to say "never mind".

10. Thou shall not burn enough candles to burn thy house down.

11. Thou shall not have the magical name "Sir Stinky Farts-a-lot" (nor endow anyone else with it).

12. Thou shall not scare the neighbors for sh!*s and giggles (unless they really deserve it).

13. Thou shall not call coven only for laughs.